mustardayonnais
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mustardayonnais

sure, sounds great, as long as your intent is to murder the insanely awesome design language of the car. look at it—- its all straight lines, edges, upturned angles.

I dunno, i would honestly recommend watching. the transcript is undoubtedly good, but there’s a certain je ne sais quoi to actually watching that douchebag get verbally and intellectually curb-stomped in real time...

dude.  that’s amazing.  imma borrow that, toss it in my back pocket and save it for later.  god bless

hey look, someone trying to be funny and failing miserably

Not disingenuous at all. He not have intended to sexualize a minor but filming in a bathroom- without a single goddamned whit of consent from ANYONE- is about as fucking predatory as you can get with a camera. So, to that end, I say: fuck Dr. Disrespect off the face of the earth.

This is the right answer. You’re gonna have to pull the motor/tranny anyway, and it’s not like this thing could be concours-level perfect without a mid-5 figure spend (and why would you do that anyway), AND OE parts for this thing might actually cost more than a BEV conversion at this point.

well, almost true: most insanely wealthy men use their money to measure a little itty bitty thing between their legs

Should be financed with a tax on soda. I like a Coke every now and then, but jesus that shit has ruined our health. The cheapness, ubiquity- sugar of that quantity is just as addictive and deleterious to one’s health as hard drugs.

dang dude, who touched you inappropriately when you were younger?  the rage is real

they teach photoshop at lynda, ya dingus

cool yer heels bruh, its jalopnik, not lynda.com or some shit

This or the accord is honestly the right answer. FiST is not reliable. G8 practical? fast car but nah, those things tap gas like a keg at a college party. Sera is wacky fun but good luck servicing it in the future.

geez, you’re no fun, mr grumpy goose

This supposed world-class hacker also claimed he was “working on COVID20.”

This supposed world-class hacker also claimed he was “working on COVID20.”

This supposed world-class hacker also claimed he was “working on COVID20.”

Good to know, I guess we should blame Apple for the terrible implementation of the Touch Bar, instead of Apple.

that... is awful

You know you’re scraping the bottom when ‘properly tucked in headliners’ is worth noting