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mustardayonnais

Not disingenuous at all. He not have intended to sexualize a minor but filming in a bathroom- without a single goddamned whit of consent from ANYONE- is about as fucking predatory as you can get with a camera. So, to that end, I say: fuck Dr. Disrespect off the face of the earth.

This is the right answer. You’re gonna have to pull the motor/tranny anyway, and it’s not like this thing could be concours-level perfect without a mid-5 figure spend (and why would you do that anyway), AND OE parts for this thing might actually cost more than a BEV conversion at this point.

well, almost true: most insanely wealthy men use their money to measure a little itty bitty thing between their legs

dang dude, who touched you inappropriately when you were younger?  the rage is real

they teach photoshop at lynda, ya dingus

cool yer heels bruh, its jalopnik, not lynda.com or some shit

This or the accord is honestly the right answer. FiST is not reliable. G8 practical? fast car but nah, those things tap gas like a keg at a college party. Sera is wacky fun but good luck servicing it in the future.

geez, you’re no fun, mr grumpy goose

that... is awful

You know you’re scraping the bottom when ‘properly tucked in headliners’ is worth noting

Never heard of this before, and maybe this is a tired joke, but someone at SGDQ needs to figure out how to speedrun this:

shaq is a level 2000 troll, i fuckin love this clip

I’m going to guess that you’re not super-wealthy, because that is basically how the super-wealthy operate.  Yes, they can make the payments, but taking on debt is the quintessential way ultra-rich folk operate.

You do realize, though, if you sell your car- even for more than you bought it for- you won’t have a car anymore, right?

I’m with you. Similar income bracket, and we drive an 11-year old Sienna and my precious 2002 WRX.

The only places a mortgage is 3 figures is either in some rural hellhole or urban hellhole.

Thank you.

It only became big because people shady crypto bros were actually making tons of money on it. moving money from suckers’ wallets into their own.

Oh come now Mr. M. L., we met at a Top Gear party many years ago, and hung out with Fancy Kristen and Torch. That should clear things up pretty quickly. ;)

I dunno, Carolla has made me laugh on occasion.  He’s certainly hit and miss, but like I said, he was pretty much a spot-on casting choice to TGUSA