2002 WRX Wagon. 100% SoCal car so the body is straight and rust free. The Aspen white paint job is finally fading in spots, and the automatic (I know, the shame) tranny fights getting into first gear, but I’ve gotten 185k miles out of it, and seeing as it’s bone stock-it’s a bit of a unicorn for a WRX of that vintage-…

I think the proper way to say it is "find something new!" or some horseshit like that

Hahahaha

>> you’re shitty education system

Somehow I doubt your wife/partner would get upset over that

Please don’t sully the good name of the best car platform (station wagon) by conflating this monstrosity with one

Odd, it reminds me of one of my childhood movies, Crazy People (1990)

Could the sienna tranny take that kind of power? 😬

Agreed! Really like it, it’s definitely something different than what’s usually featured here on Kotaku.

It appears as if the pilot does something akin to pumping his fist in the air mid-flight, which likely made things worse... one hand off a controller and upsetting an apparently delicate center of gravity are obviously going to cause problems.

I think Neo is a lot more famous for one-word line in the middle of the first Matrix:

So, just to be clear, what did you mean by that?  (Not trying to be snarky, honest)

By the way, how do you figure that nearby sounds from the railing would cancel each other out?  You’re presupposing that these are exactly the same frequency and precisely inverted- something pretty hard to design in a large scale project and something that almost never happens ‘accidentally.’  Meanwhile, an increase…

Yeah, was NOT expecting that sound. Like, at all.

Did you watch any of the videos?  I'd say the sound was pretty fucking loud at the source.

Yeah holy christ i had to stop too. WTF, how on earth is someone like that not in prison for 25 years w/ no parole??

Dumb, dumb, dumb.