mustangiimatt
Mustang2Matt
mustangiimatt

Or fucking Ricky Jr...

No, no one’s interested.

It shouldn’t be a financial decision.

I kinda feel bad for Danica. She's either fucking up or her car is fucking up.

Maybe what you need is the Fuelshark!!!

That’s the most awesomely H3 owner thing I’ve ever heard.

The stickers have been wrong for a long time - hell, on my V8 Hummer H3 they said I’d get between 13 and 15 mpg. Yeah, no. But, who has two thumbs and doesn’t care? yeah, this guy. I live on your hate.

Because a penis can only get so erect.

reluctant head

Or a rotary.

15 city?

Obviously the Accord is a better car. No one is going to argue that. Still, some of us just want unusual and obscure cars for the sake of having something weird and uncommon.

If this is how they advertise, I never want to meet a Chevy salesperson in a dealer.

As a Millenial who works for GM, I’ve been trying to find someone who will listen when I tell them this is the stupidest ad campaign in the history of stupid ad campaigns.

Flipside: “Marketing to dumb people” has consistently been a successful business (and political) strategy.

I personally like how Chevrolet thinks the LTE based wifi is the biggest feature their cars have. First, it’s basically saying the best thing about their cars is everything that ISN’T in the car. Second, while it is going to get better reception because the antenna will be more capable than the one in your phone, it’s

The bar for any car ad where the premise is a staged focus group and there’s a reminder that the commercial has “Real people. Not actors” is about as low as you can possibly get. I’ve learned to expect more enjoyment from a groin rash.

“Durrr, I thought it was BWM Mersedes Bends.”