Me. It’s German. It’s old. There’s no warranty. Hell no.

No Dice.

Nissan Rogue. It’s pure “meh” on four wheels, but it sells like crazy. I’d have gone with the Dodge Journey, the minivan that is desperately trying to convince you that it’s not only not a minivan, but not the worst minivan ever, but I’ve actually met people that adore their Dodge Journey... for some reason. I’ve…

I wish I could afford it and had somewhere to put it, but I just moved and have nowhere to park another vehicle. I absolutely love the car though, good luck with the sale.

Yup, except it has 14" chrome wheels, no stripes, and has a 302 swap.

I don’t want this car... I NEED this car.

That would be a tie between the 1982 Ford Granada and the 1979 Ford Fairmont. Both were 200ci inline-six cars with automatics. Both were perpetually broken, the Fairmont was totalled in a rollover, and the Granada languished in the front yard until I was in high school after they bought something else when it’s oil…

If you want to keep being wrong, go ahead.

Ford Capri Mk2 (AKA Mercury Capri).

ND

No, they’re not. The 4Runner, GX, and Landcruiser Prado that they’re based on are built in Japan on fully-boxed frames with coil springs all around. The Tacoma is built in the US with a C-channel frame and leaf springs in the back. A friend has a Tacoma and I have a 4Runner, I’ve spent a lot of time with both on my…

The 4Runner and GX aren’t based on the Tacoma, they are based on the Land Cruiser Prado.

Funny you should mention stretch when talking about BMW V8s.

All of BMW's V8s are awful.

BMW technician here, if it has an M62 it is AUTOMATICALLY a no-dice car.

Did they buy Jalopnik? :D

I think you’ve stumbled upon a website that isn’t for you.

Pickup trucks, especially the Ram with the Cummins. I don’t know how many of my fellow Jalops have ever driven a Ram 2500 or 3500 with a 5.9 or 6.7 Cummins and a manual transmission, but those that have had the pleasure will know what I’m talking about.

Volkswagen Amarok 4x4 diesel with a manual transmission.

1980s GM G-body wagons.