No word of a lie, I would watch that.

I look forward to seeing much inexplicably mowed grass.

It was not a great episode, but neither was it the race crime that this review frames it as.

Same rat, different hat.

Is wadding up toilet paper a thing that actual people do? Just crumple it up, like a gorilla?

I wasn’t happy about the prospect of comedy derived from women’s cattiness…

'I've made a horrible mistake,' is not 'I've made a huge mistake.' Just because something sounds kind of like something else does not make that thing plagiarism. I'm not even sure you know what plagiarism is.

I'm 26 years old, and suddenly I'm confused and kind of annoyed by all the new words you crazy kids are coming up with. Suddenly an emoticon is an 'emoji?' Not in my world, it's not.

The end. Cut to black. Audience goes fuckin' apeshit.

I hope it's more American Dad than Family Guy. In other words, the less MacFarlane actually has to do with it, aside from lending his voice to a character or two, the better.

This show has a lot going for it. It's got heart, and it's got laughs, and it's go MF'n MJF.

I was going to say exactly the same thing. I loved that it almost made me believe that Monk was a real character, albeit one trapped in a monkey puppet.

Are you saying Jim R. Kelly'd Pam?

The vast majority of white people hate that brand of white people too. Speaking as a white man who is whiter than most white men, who considers himself 'working class.'

I'm definitely going to say 'like a Frenchman' more in my day to day life from now on.

I think she was going to say 'Objects d'art' like a Frenchman, but thought better of it halfway through.

Mike singing Dixie seemingly unaware of it's… historical association, was hilarious. I enjoy the song, it's a catchy little ditty that will forever be associated with terrible atrocities. 

Ugh, I just watched something on TV, now I need to know if other people who watched it felt the same as me! And I can't just go about this in any kind of sensible manner, I need to be As. Obnoxious. As. Possible.

'Who's the jew-lawyer?'
'My mother wishes!'

I had every single book in the Goosebumps series when I was a kid, they were my prized possession. Oddly, I never knew it was a TV series also. It looks terrible. I was all about Are You Afraid of the Dark. I donated the books to a childrens hospital about 10 years ago. They were very appreciative. I like to think…