I read the books, and adored them. Season one and two of the show, I didn't miss an episode. But this season, I haven't been able to bring myself to watch a great deal of it. Not yet, anyway. It's not that it's not good, it is - better than most else on TV. Knowing what's been coming, though, I've not been able to…

It gets considerably better, the Tobias episode was the best so far (I'm at episode 7).

Anustart.

That's already a pretty common trope in Japanese pornography.

Monk is the standout character.

Yes, Mike, carrot cake IS good. But for the love of god, don't use your phone. Firstly, you'll get the phone all sticky with the cream cheese concoction they use as frosting for a carrot cake, not to mention make a shushed mess of the cake itself.

The Empty Child was a good 'un, too. Like I said earlier, I enjoyed some of S1, there were some gems there.

I did like the one in S1 where they went back to Victorian England and met Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. So there's that. Billie Piper dressed like an old west saloon wench with the vavooms showing was a huge plus for me.

I think I'll just ignore the rest of S1 and just skip on ahead to S2. From what I saw of S1, there were a couple of interesting moments and situations, but a lot of it just fell flat for me.

I still to this day believe that [i]Beavis and Butthead Do America[/i] was the greatest film of  1996, and possibly the entirety of the mid-tale 1990s.

I would like to get into Doctor Who, but I couldn't get past that episode in season one (of the new version) where that fart monster from the fart monster race who wears suits made out of the skin of fat people was the mayor of Wales or something and they arrested her and Billie Piper was hot and stuff.

I have never wanted to try my hand (euphemism! because you masturbate with it, ha!)  at erotic fan-fiction at any point life than I do right now.

Nothing whatsoever.

:(

I agree with your sentiment, it applies to my own situation in a pretty creepy way, though I'm a few years older than you - I was 17, freshly out of HS and about to start my first office job when I started watching The Office.

Kevin is a savant in the area of pie-accounting, because he loves pies, as evidenced in that one episode (I think it was a cold open) where he could inexplicably do really good accounting if he was accounting numbers of pies, and not just numbers.

I've long been of the opinion that The Office should have ended gracefully after Michael left. I've not often been vocal about it, because being 'that guy' just doesn't add anything to the conversation, it's just incredibly annoying.

So are you like.. a caveman zookeeper? But why the rank of Sgt.? Are you in some sort of neolithic military?

Yeah, the 3rd grade 'HEY MYLES! How far is that in kilometers?! LOLS' was ALWAYS a hoot. I've also variously been dubbed Smyles, for my penchant for smiling, Slyles, because I was a bit of a sly devil for a couple of months in 9th grade, and 'My Balls' which was made up on-the-fly by a friend for the sole purpose of…

Funny thing about names, man. This is coming from a fellow Myles, with a Y, which in an inherently awkward name to go through life with.