I've started writing cover letters and am being surprisingly proactive about reaching out to 2nd degree connections on LinkedIn to get my foot in the door places.

Screw that! Happy Galentine's Day!

Mmmmm homemade butter. I go through days where I just think about making homemade herb butter. *Homer drooling noises*

I passed on the game watch since I productively spent my weekend getting my portfolio and resume ready to send out.

How long til Kyle starts asking people to call him Kylo?

I don't like the assumptions you're making!

Is anyone else seeing an ad for an electric nail buffer over on the side? Who do they think we are? People who take pride in our appearance and groom ourselves?

Don't forget the holy matrimony, heathen!

When he fuck me good I take his ass to Hobby Lobby so we can make a scrapbook about it

They're smart for rolling with it instead of getting cranky that their brand was tied to gettin' it on. Dumber companies would get up in arms about something like this.

Ladies and gentlemen, love has left the building on fire.

Yeah I have the same read, that perfection is repetitive and boring.

I think it fit in nicely with how they were playing things at that show (or shows? I think it was multiple performances?). Things were a little more rowdy and funky. Heaven has the same kind of pumped up backing vocals, and while I like both versions of Naive Melody a lot, the live version of Heaven is streets ahead…

If you guessed that it's made by KFC, you win a cookie!

Fortunately, it's not just a Western thing; our lack of shame is shared by Eastern cultures as well: http://www.kotaku.com.au/20…

I think the homemade ones are the um best? worst?, like the super gusher, "A box of Gushers wrapped in Fruit Roll-Ups wrapped in Fruit By The Foot."

Could be worse — could be Nutellasagna or Deep Fried Nachos On-a-Stick or Deep Fried Soup

Merely looking at the photo made me have a bowel movement.

Yep, I meant user growth. That's the part I'm more focused on as I publicize a service-based company, so it's based on reaching potential clients who are already active on the network rather than ad sales.

Or the History Channel.