Bourne Under a Bad Sign

Bourne in the U.S.A.

Bourne in a Crossfire Hurricane

Well as long as they're being overly literal in titling it, then why not Jason Bourne Punches Things? It looks like that's at least 70% of the plot.

That was added after looking at a photo of Keith Richards http://www.belfasttelegraph…

Aw, I tried that once, but I was just a curb-tripping housecat with a heart full of heartburn.

It seems like it either kills you quickly or turns you into an unholy zombie.

They're all watching the game and having nachos then some beer without you.

Yes, that's exactly what I mean, how does he manage that?

How is it that he manages to put forth a perfectly reasonable argument of why a 68-year-old might want to retire and slow down while sounding decades younger than the cloud-yelling-at commentariat here?

If you're invited to Noodles & Company, you may as well just go home.

Ouch, her poor unsupported boobs in that red number — stop acting like that doesn't hurt and get a sports bra, lady!

I don't know, my mayor was a ballet dancer back in the day
http://blogs.suntimes.com/s…

Recording a folk album is exactly what I would expect a mayor of Burlington, Vermont to do.

In the Guardian link above, there's a neat video that shows some of her construction process. It's interesting to watch and she comes off as not crazy or weird…

It's an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.

These sound like great classic movies that I have definitely heard of.

As a child, my brother had a little AM radio that he'd listen to the news on for lack of anything else getting good reception. As a result, he developed an intense fear of the Ayatollah.

After the discussion of old memes on AVCAD, I don't know how it's possible that I didn't remember how much I watched this in college

He and Kanye are going to have a hubris-off to decide who gets the role.