The only issue I see is that his hair style is like the anti-undercut. How can he be a hipster with that long hair on the sides?

I've gotta think that someone meant desecrate and has probably been getting shit for it ever since that slip.

But they're also assless.

Well there is that vacant dinosaur-themed restaurant…

In the space formerly occupied by Sue's Salads, because salads are awful and it closed.

That's at least not a leap, whereas I'm not sure how blue ..cinnamon rolls maybe? fit into a cold salad. This is like the salad they would make in Pawnee, Indiana.

I'm holding out for the Cones of Dunshire ice cream sampler.

Becaise the nachos don’t contain brick, wood, or ore, the only thing that really makes them Catan-themed is their presentation.

Then, an Xzibit exhibit will open in your car, dawg.

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Nothing to do, nowhere to go oh, I wanna be curated.

I don't really like piloting/driving games, but I remember avidly watching my brother play Wing Commander and getting mad at him when he did badly because I needed to see what happened next in the story with the tiger guy.

I'd settle for them just completing the original.

You know, a key adjective that I use to describe her has always been "unappetizing" and people generally seem to find that a strange way to a describe a person when I say it. Clearly they are the ones who are wrong.

Four Andy Rooneys!

Twice as good as 60 Minutes — take that Andy Rooney!

It's all fun and games until the bear eats the kitten.

Hey now I'm 5'8"!

I like that cut on other guys. On Macklemore, it makes his head look like a potato.

People thought my cancer in remission was an awesome styling choice.