This is a legitimately good album if only for Kay Hanley. She is great, and her songs are all pretty good, regardless.

24 episodes, 1 per hour for a day you say? We love it! It makes perfect sense! 24 episodes add up to one 24-hour day! Amazing!

BLOODSTAINS
SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS
CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS
FINE WINE
I LOST MY SENSE
I LOST MY CONTROL
I LOST MY MIND

TRIGGERED AGAIN

No, Demon Knight is Billy Zane's greatest performance.

"I was in junior high when I first got into Stephen King novels"

She is a horrible, horrible actress. There isn't a question here… she exists solely because of her looks. She is fucking terrible as anything other than a body.

That's a nice piece of wood, there. Pine, is it? Could build a reasonable good deck, maybe a fence with it… what's that? Jessica Alba, you say? An actress of some sort?

Will this game allow me to hunt down and murder Clippy?

As I am no fan of flat beer, I am a fan of Young Einstein.

She didn't invoke Enchantress for no reason.

Well I thought this was pretty dang impressive.

"As a screen fighter, though, he’s good."

Murtaugh actually shoots a little smiley face into his target.

Or ask him about shirking all military duty while simultaneously calling out people for shirking their military duty.

Dude, it's got that guy in it. Of course it's a Happy Madison production. It's not like he suddenly started doing real movies.

She's torn in half offscreen. That's really not very intense.

Yeah, I'm not sure what guilty about The Hitcher. A crazy, creepy-as-fuck Rutger Hauer movie?

They hid it under a rock!

Hey, Shemp was an EXCELLENT stooge.