Right, right… except that 300 is awesome. Other than that, you're totally right.

To be fair, no matter who you already have, it's never a bad idea to bring in Ron Perlman. It's not like "let's get Ron Perlman" is really going out on a limb or anything.

I'm gonna go ahead and say he made the right call there.

I saw this on a free preview. I'm still pissed off about it.

They kill every animal they can get their hands on, because they'd rather it be dead than be a pet.

Knock Off is great because while it's about knock offs, the movie itself is a JCVD knockoff of Jackie Chan movies. It works on several levels!

Cap hasn't made as many movies, but the quality is far and away above the collective Jackman Wolverine appearances.

As long as he steps on it the way he wants to, and doesn't let anyone else tell him how.

Well don't forget to breathe, for pete's sake. I'm assuming, of course, that there are lots of plainly awesome things you don't understand.

Dead and obsolete? Absolutely.

We call that "winding" son, not charging.

I LOVE HISPANICS

The semi-colon is the right fielder of punctuation.

Holy fucking shit man, The Grey is a dark, intense screed on man's powerlessness before nature.

Yup, no one ever brings that up.

Nope, you're right… I was thinking of Stiv Bators, who is very dead. He shoulda gone to the hospital.

Richard Hell got in a car wreck, refused medical attention, went home and died.

"and next to none of the satire."

I feel like you're working through some issues that have nothing to do with what we're talking about here.

Unbreakable was always intended to have sequels, from what I understand. I'm sure he'd be happy to jump back into that biz, given the chance.