I hate this guy… because of him, I can't watch the whole first season. There's an entire season of MST3K that I can't watch, and that pisses me off.

I don't remember any Spaceknights in the Tarzan books, but if anyone can pull it off, it's Christoph Waltz.

Reading

I agree she looks like an oddly-proportioned child.

Goddamit, Vader used to be so scary and tough and mean.

Attempts to write poetry ought to be preceded by realizing that no one wants to hear your fucking poetry.

BUFF HARDCHEESE

Except Yolandi is completely without acting talent of any kind. That might have been a problem.

Well, Chappie is a child. Obvious seems about right.

Eh, it wasn't all that bad. It had some good elements. But man, Ninja and Yolandi are fucking terrible. I'd pretty much point at them as 90% of the problem.

Ok, first, Megan Fox at 15 is nowhere near "children." Go watch the movie. This is why they put her in a bikini dancing in a waterfall… they didn't do that because she appears to be a child.

LOL

The scene is a Miami club full of beautiful people partying.

You mean the excellent, delightful, well-made Force Awakens? THAT Force Awakens?

One might suggest that if you don't want the part of "hot bikini girl in club," you probably shouldn't audition for the part of "hot bikini girl in club" no matter what your age.

Yes, I understand that. I'm not saying you were unclear, I'm saying your taste in F&F movies is ridiculous and incompetent.

Dude… you have Tokyo Drift LAST?

I actually really like the 'anti-Luke' concept they have going on with Ren… it's a good idea, and makes sense as a nice bookend to the original series. I just think Driver is the wrong guy to do it.

Eh, I liked it. It was better than stupid boring Skyfall.

Am I supposed to have a problem with this? Because I don't have a problem with this.