Ask him about Rocket Man!

No "Show Me The Meaning," no care.

Am I the only person that loves and prefers Golden Oreos?

I know that at least the guitar player on Stamos' left was from the original Rippers on the show.  I recognize the face.

Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

SPIDERMAN AND MARY JANE NOT SPIDERMAN AND STEVE

Banshee makes such incredible wine for how affordable it is.  I got to meet the winemaker and he's a badass.

I think if Lil Wayne had been in the Holocaust, he would've been a Belieber.

Or looking into a snow globe.

I have an uncle who I think is semi-autistic, and for a while he was really obsessed with Napoleon Dynamite.  When my grandparents would ask him about it politely, he would insist of explaining why every single Napoleon Dynamite-ism was funny in this really simplistic and at times condescending way, and explain how…

Ned Stark, the lost and forgotten twin brother of Ned Stark!

*cue mummer stand-up bit about dragons never vomiting when you're home or in the daytime*

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like butts. Butts are all soft and smooth.

Don't forget the lobstered steel gauntlets! And don't forget to give main characters catch phrases so they can repeat them obsessively ad nauseum!

Or "I'm Not Half the Half-Man I Used To Be."

I'm a big Ghost fan, and I think the new album is fantastic.  The songs are much more mature and they explore a much wider range of atmospheres and styles.  The vocals are much better and more interesting, and I just think it's a better album overall.

Loras, not Renly

I've been rewatching Star Trek: The Next Generation, and I think it's a perfect example of a balanced approach.  Aside from some very serial plotlines towards the end of the run, the show struck a perfect balance between "one and done" and serial.  There were some loose plotlines and continuing threads that stretched…

I think he means can as in "is able to."

Let's hear it for spectrograms that look like fuzzy-edged rectangles! Huzzah!