You are mostly correct in this thought.  Fans generally agree that it is somewhat a sequel and a reboot.  It's a sequel to a rebooted version of the first movie that doesn't actually exist (other than in the recap contained in II)

This reminds me of that episode of The Sarah Silverman Show where Brian Posehn's character gets outed for having an iPod full of only this song.

earlay, earlay, earlay

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus and on the menu:

"I cannot imagine how he was not overcome with jealousy and resentment"

I think Carol might be the only example of a character slowly changing, but even that just seems like them putting her on the backburner so long that the character development is almost a byproduct.

My sister said the same thing about Jimmy Carter.  She works at a museum and Jimmy Carter just happened to stop in to watch an IMAX nature film.  He did the same "present himself to everyone" thing and he was such a genuinely nice guy, my sister said.

me underwears

Yeah, I imagined book Tywin as like some shittier version of Patrick Stewart.

But see, that prostitute has boobs.  Boobs win.

This comment made me laugh so much I jiggled around like marmalade jelly.

Don't forget to mention that he was wearing boiled leather and lobstered gauntlets.

I'm really tired of the "OMG such a nerd! I'm totes going to see The Hobbit" and MTV's "GEEK ALERT Game of Thrones!!"  These things are the most popular stuff in the country right now.  There is nothing geeky or nerdy about liking these things, and that's ok.  It's just popular entertainment.

Good kids get D'Angelo records, bad kids get DVD's that are just loops of stills and videos of Chris Brown grinning.

He always left the toilet seat up!

There is actually a whole strip of gay bars, with a Hustler Hollywood at the end of the street.  Funnily enough, they are all on Church St.

This is like that riddle with the corn, the sheep, and the wolf trying to ride in a boat across the river.

So many missed Weezer-lyric pun opportunities in this write-up :(

Ha! That was the one!

When all of the kids ran back into the restaurant to look for an extension cord, Linda made a joke that had my room mate and I in stitches.  Does anyone remember what it was?