I know, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! This is some ugly shit!

My 15 yo self would be happy that I left the state to go to college and never lived at home again. She would be appalled that I work for a large corporation and still talk to my mom on a regular basis.

Well, beyond that: how did they even know it was for an off-label use? It’s not like a doctor calls in a script by saying: “MY PATIENT NEEDS THE VALTREX, THANKS. NOT BECAUSE OF THE REGULAR HERPES BUT LIKE BECAUSE SHE GOT THE SINGLES, YA KNOW? YEAH SHE CAUGHT IT BECAUSE SHE’S STRESSED OUT OK BYE!!!!!” (I realize that…

Critical thinking skills people. Nuts = fat. Fat ≠ unhealthy.

I’ve heard the “its only once a year” thing before in regards to major traffic disruption caused by a marathon. Yeah, your event is only once a year, but so is the cancer run, the bicycle race, the fun run, various parades (once a year each!) and so on. Everyone schedules their shit on Sunday because then it is…

I live in a nice little condo, with my wife and our 8 month old daughter. Living above us is this couple...oh my god this couple. They stomp all over the place at every hour of the night and fucking open and close drawers so loudly that we can hear them. So we were bothered by the noise but never complained, because…

Yeah, if I was hypothetically going to do this I would be extra careful. The more often you have sex the more your chances of birth control failing go up, and 25 times is quite a bit for a short period of time like that.

You IRL:

If you look carefully, you can see the FedEx logo inside her logo.

Personally I wholly agree. In particular because there’s some research inferring that the older the father is, the bigger the risk for autism and other disorders. I think I’ve read that this applies to older women as well, but I’m not sure how that works in relation to her using IVF.

If Betsey Johnson can still do perfect cartwheels at 72, age is truly nothing but a number.

I posted the wrong excited doggy gif before. Hate me not.

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.

“But the deck is still stacked in favor of those at the top.”

Be glad that Elizabeth Warren will be a powerful senator for many years to come. She has already had a big impact in her short time there. It’s likely she can be just just as effective when it comes to the direction of the nation from right where she is.

I’m so conflicted. I want to be so excited right now, but...I have so many problems with her (especially re: foreign policy). I know it’s Hil’s time, but I can’t pretend I wouldn’t be more excited if we were talking about Elizabeth Warren right now.

Yes. You basically captured my thoughts. I'll cote for her but I reeeeaaaaly won't be happy about it.

John Oliver, my hopes rest on you.

If like me, you think she’s the best of a bad bargain, suck it up and vote for her. Thank you. We have a Supreme Court to think about.

How are we going to handle this without Jon Stewart? I am alone and afraid.