If some kid shows up with a Hillary costume that good, I’m giving them the whole bowl of candy and shutting down for the night.

In a social situation I find it’s much easier to say, “i’d prefer it if you didn’t hug me thanks. Nothing to do with you personally, I just don’t like it”. But i’ve usually had many beers, so not giving a shit!

Well, you could just ask her.

We’re shitASSES. Tsk.

Same here! It took me over ten years to learn how to fix my curly hair. if someone tries to cut my hair wet now, I just know to bounce.

It’s a movie about an Amazonian superhero princess and you think a couple black people would be unrealistic?

Perhaps because it’s a fantasy movie involving a fictional Amazon created by a fictional Greek god and therefore maybe could make up whatever additional fictions or inclusions it wants

YOU CAN PRY MY CHOKER OFF MY COLD DEAD BODY ERYKAH IT DOES GO WITH EVERYTHING.

Hmm. “Zoe time” doesn’t have as nice a ring to it.

A lot of people (a lot of men, actually) seem to have trouble separating her loathsome politics and work from her actually being treated unconscionably. Which, in addition to being morally awful, is really shortsighted — I want to see every employee who’s been mistreated by Fox to take it out on them, as publicly and…

What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

I don’t know. It seems reaching, but it might feel like that to her since many gossip outlets (Perez Hilton, Dlisted, tons of others) have relentlessly made fun of her for her jaw and looks her entire childhood and adulthood. Having someone go in and fuck with the shape of her face to make her seem “prettier” might…

Seriously. I don’t like Hillary, and I don't think she's an honest person, but anyone who tries to say that she isn’t qualified for this office is delusional.

This whole post is BMI.

Two words: Neti Pot

Seriously I live in a place where people of considerable age all have like chunks of their ears and shit missing from sun cancer. I’ll take my chances. ETA: Haha sun cancer. Skin cancer, most likely sun-related.

Mr Oldfogeybadger is very fond of what I like to call his ball powder (GoldBond medicated powder or something similar). I hate the smell and I hate breathing talc, so I’ve been pushing him to use corn starch based ones. I may have to tell him about this and make unsubstantiated hints that what’s good for the goose is…

This this this. Posted about this in the comments of another article. There is been no trial, there has been no verdict. People need to stop using those words.

I think you’re completely right she needed, and still needs, help and support. But taking the baby away and only allowing her 1 hour twice a month is ridiculous. Ideally, she would have been referred for help by her OB before birth to gain some of the basics like diapering and CPR and then a home visit nurse would…