generation *pierced*? :)

Cooperative fucking for change. The best kind of orgy.

Okay this isn’t “Babies”, right? What the hell is it?

I actually saved up for her by not spending my allowance for months. I bought all the books. I bought the computer game. I went to the Brooklyn public library and met the author who signed my book. She was the first doll I had that I ever really cared about. Although her hair is straight - the texture is still thick -…

Before anyone gets warm fuzzies about Darth Cheney’s quote, here is the rest of it. I think he’s just pissed the Donald is being so open about his racism/bigotry/xenophobia, etc. That’s something you save for the $2,000 a plate fundraisers...

Yeah quite often it seems family of mass murderers, or serial killers kind of get left out of public sympathy and I understand people who say they care more about the families of the victims etc because obviously they have had their lives turned upside down, but unless the extended family of the murderer was somehow…

I hope this isn’t the case, but I wonder if there were initial concerns for the safety of the child - not from her relatives, but from others who are angry about what her parents did.

It is the head tilt, I think, plus squint.

I think a lifetime of cat ownership has well prepared me for an ill spouse:

Widely spaced boobs means the scoop and swoop method really is non-optional.

The guy who owned my previous house was an immigrant from Spain—Madrid, to be precise. He managed a recycling plant in Modesto with a 99% Mexican workforce. He said most of his employees had no idea what the fuck he was talking about and would ask him to speak English.

Sorry for bad quality... and yeah, woman is saying “silly boy”, not “naughty boy”

Someone (can’t remember if it was here, on Buzzfeed, or tumblr) said that Davis is more like the bus driver who refused to drive the bus when Rosa Parks sat down.

The alternate reality that Kim Davis and her supporters inhabit is astonishing. I do not understand the victory celebration. They lost. At every single step of the way, they lost. The couples she refused marriage certificates are married and (I sure hope) enjoying their honeymoons. The only reason she is out of jail…

Okay, first, I am astonished that Survivor is still a band.

Why does this woman think she won? Gay people are still walking into her office, and walking out with marriage licenses to marry another gay person. And if they aren’t, she goes right back to jail.

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

There used to be a woman named Mary (not her real name) in our accounting office who used to semi-jokingly say that the company wouldn’t dare fire her because she had a ‘doomsday’ file.

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I don’t know if he’s difficult exactly, just...he’s an artsy weirdo, you know? He doesn’t mean to be insane. He will just sincerely ask what color the soup is at a restaurant. Not what’s in it. What color. I have pointed out that this is weird. He is a very nice person, and he doesn’t seem to bother servers somehow,…