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Keep that clock radio! We were living in an apartment while our house was being built and the clock radio (of approximately that vintage) disappeared on us. First of all, there are practically NO clock radios to be purchased anymore. Second of all, the Sony cube that I got as a stop-gap was stupidly difficult to…

I don't mean to sound callous, but given how many catacombs lie under Paris, just what isn't built over a mass grave in the city?

It's literally impossible that this went unnoticed. Someone (many someones) saw this allowed it to go on. Which seems odd and implausible.

Someone should make instant espresso mix and call it expresso. It would taste terrible but it would be funny to serve to people who can't say espresso.

Once a customer ordered a cafe au lait from me. I was very tired. I wrote "cafe olé" and figured I'd ask my coworker how to make that. I realized my mistake before having to ask someone, but not before the customer saw my spelling and snickered.

They need to do this everywhere. One of my friend's has a young daughter who has PCDH19. It's an extremely rare and life threatening epileptic disorder. There are only 150 confirmed cases world wide. Her mother is the strongest woman I have ever met and it is tearing her apart to watch her daughter have seizures all…

Sadly, not people in my grandma's generation. People my age and younger. I'm always the truth-teller, which makes me a fun party guest!

Wait, the restaurant played the album while he was dining there? With Taylor Swift?

I know but if we can make long coats and short skirts a thing again, I'm in.

Dammit, I came here for the dessert video. #speedreadingdisappointment

her Tommy Pickles-esque vocals

I have personally used the services of a "crisis pregnancy center" (due to an unplanned pregnancy when I was unemployed, uninsured and broke, along with a lack of Planned Parenthood in my vicinity) and it was quite an experience. I am grateful that it was there to provide the services I needed at the time, like…

Hold on a second there, LADIES.

Cool, committed bagged-milk drinkers like my family, buy milk bag holders made from stainless steel or ceramic. The milk gets colder and stays colder longer outside the fridge.

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

Intersectionality is a lesson that many people need. Think the Ivy can fit approx. 300 million?

Fighting_Polish, on Hollywood's biggest night, WHO ARE YOU WEARING

I used to get so mad at those dumb kids in the pampers pull-ups commercials with their "I'm a big kid now" bullshit. I think I was like 5 or 6, which to me was DEFINITELY a big kid, so when I heard them singing I'd be like, "NO YOU AREN'T, YOU LYING BABY."

And what? Martin Luther King wasn't the "good" black man who was anti-violence, compared to Malcolm X as a "bad" black man who spoke of change by any means necessary. That's a horribly reductive way to think of either man.