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That's fair. I'm a fan of transparency in government, regardless of who is in charge. During the Bush years, she never had a word to say about transparency.

#FOXWontLetMeWearPants

My 93 year old grandma owns 37 Vera Bradley bags. Thirty-seven. 10+10+10+7.

They still look like diaper bags.

I am extra, extra mad about this. Probably because I commented on a Wired article that I was pissed the new iPhones didn't come in a "normal" size option, even the regular one is MUCH larger than previous models, and women's clothing is notorious for tiny pockets.

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Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...

Yeah... I prefer dudes quite a bit. But it's hardly a 100% exclusive thing. Especially if the other guy in question is Emperor Palpatine's douchier older brother.

I think for gay man porn, it's because the guys tend to be hotter. Plus it's a kind of sex I can't have (which is just a damn shame) so it's not like I can sit there going, "Yeaaaah that doesn't work that way" or "Ew, no that doesn't work for me at all" like I would with straight porn. I have to be more careful with

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'You make me cum(plete)' best line ever lol

I'm confused because as a gay guy I've spent DECADES watching almost exclusively straight couples on tv and in movies and try as they might they haven't seemed to turn me straight... So how does this work?

what the fuck is this shit, universe? i have been trying for like a week now to come up with and be able to play a violin arrangement of Q.U.E.E.N. and it has been very discouraging because i am bad at the violin, and then you have motherfucking JANELLE MONÁE sing a song for sesame street about perseverance? what are

no. my weekend jams are already all janelle monáe songs.

Saw her live in a medium sized venue in the UK years ago and the gig was set up for a stadium. It was crazy. So ambitious and big and brilliant. She can sing and rap and dance and rocks a tux.

why isn't this magical person bigger than Beyoncé or Taylor Swift?

How about everybody also gets to wake up one day and go into their job with its decent pay only to be laid off and locked out of the building by noon? Then they can spend months looking for work that pays *almost* as much only to wind up taking a job that pays significantly less out of sheer desperation. Let's see

If it's retail, it definitely needs to be six months, either just after Christmas to experience the joy that is hours-shortage, or leading up to it so that you can fully appreciate the full-on hell that is Bad Coupon Saturday. (Anyone who has ever worked retail knows about the concept of a poorly worded, terrible

my kids love that song and my two year old named his baby doll " Holla Back".

that shit's bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s!