I've looked and really haven't been able to find it. Not sure if I need a bigger store or a different kind of store, but this morning I shelled out $7 for a Raid-brand trap specifically for fruit flies. Here's hoping.

Thanks, good to know! I'm not a frequent banana-eater, but I've been in the mood lately and have had some around the past few weeks for my cereal. When I noticed the invasion, I put them in the fridge, but it was too late at that point.

No, I don't have plants. I think I'm slowly winning the battle, though. I'm rinsing even my trash if it seems like they might want it, and tying up the nastier stuff (coffee grounds, produce peels) in plastic grocery bags before I can take it out.

You know, I've tried the ACV thing, and they just seem to multiply. They loooove that stuff, and I know they lay their dirty little fly baby eggs all over the container (I can see them doing the dirty), but somehow they don't just crawl into the holes and die. I've tried it multiple ways with different recommendations…

I needed this so much! I am battling fruit flies and needed this very specific playlist.

“So these male commentators can butt out. We can give as good as we can get.” So, yes, on the one hand, yay for self-empowerment, but on the other hand, she didn’t address the ways in which his manner was offensive specifically to women. Yes, I think the interviewers could have actually been more aggressive in their…

Please start wearing sunscreen! Moisturizer with SPF!

They should all be different photos of Janelle Monae. I would set up a tossaway email account just to email him photos of Janelle Monae.

It might’ve been okay if it were just, “The witness was composed and well-spoken,” and more or less left at that, but with all the disgusting “commentary” the author offered, it would come off more as shock that she can use Standard English.

It’s not just the video quality - audio is always TURRRRIBLE, which seems like a worse sin to me.

Are you sure that's a banana?

I sing this every time I get (delicious, delicious) nachos from the "Latin street food" place down the street from my work, and my coworker just stares at me. Everything there is delicious, but the nachos are where it's at.

BAHAHAHA!

"You were bald until you were FIVE," my mother never gets tired of telling me when I cut my hair short. "You were in KINDERGARTEN before you had hair!"

When I was three and my mother was pregnant with my brother, I got really excited that I was going to be a "big sister." REALLY excited. I was REALLY disappointed when it was made clear to me that this did not mean I was going to be big, to be a grown-up.

When I was in elementary school, for a couple of years my school was in a facility that didn't have a gymnasium (the school building I'd started in had to have major and complete renovations: no A/C, aging plumbing and electric, almost certainly not ADA compliant, etc.). So, when it rained or was too cold or…

#3: Thank you. That is the best thing. I can go to bed happy tonight.

Niecy Nash is killing it with this look. Brava.

I almost spit out my wine at "Piglio Griglio."

Rachel Dratch, I love you, but your dress is weird. That hemline, and the zippers...not working.