I want this SO BAD. I would wear it every day. EVERY DAY.

Expert crazy cat lady here: I'm seconding all the suggestions for Feliway or similar feline facial pheromone, Cat Attract litter, and visit to the vet for a check-up. I've used both the Feliway and Cat Attract and have found them to be really effective.

That cat's face looks like a dog. I am so confused right now, but I still want to kiss its belly.

I am 98% sure this guy will not be getting his security deposit back.

She could probably shill quite successfully for bumpits.

And not just talking about any coffee... Lattes! Foaming! Aahh!

Apparently she likes OB.

Ohhh, I need to start working out. I wanna be buff too!

I actually had to click through and read the article because I was so far from any idea about what was happening.

I think it's the print hiding a potentially weird waistline. But, hey, at least it's hiding it.

Yes. I would eat that dress. Definitely choice D. Final answer.

That's beautiful.

I have one cat that loves bellyrubs and climbs in my lap to demand them, and one cat that will only let me touch her belly when she's half-asleep. I think they just have their preferences.

That sounds like such a good thing to quit. And not a moment too soon.

WOW. Good job. That is truly disgusting.

You're right. The wig is so much no, and the vocals are absolutely on point. I appreciate how much that balcony was just jamming, and the folks down in front were like, "Oh, I'm on camera, oh, it's so uncomfortable..."

I'm pretty sure the only reason my mom hasn't had serious foodborne illness is because I've regularly shamed her into cleaning out the fridge/cabinets. "MOTHER? DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD THIS BLEU CHEESE DRESSING IS?"

I lived in Ohio for a year and the Chinese buffet restaurant in town was absolutely the sketchiest grossness I'd ever had the pleasure of perusing (the fact that it was a buffet wasn't helping anything). I went there once. When I mentioned how sub-par it was, the locals were just like, "Eh, it's not so bad." I had no…

Thanks for sharing your experiences; I truly appreciate it. Your writing feels like an honest glimpse of your Self. I hope your struggle lessens, and I hope you some day find your own comfortable "normalcy" (I don't really know what "normal" is either, but it's not me, so I can't help you there).

Haha! I feel like you have to have ridiculously long hair for it to cover your boobs, just because when you pull it in front, it has to drape over your shoulder AND boobs, so it's shorter in the front than when it's just hanging down in the back. Sort of like when I put on a shortish dress that is cute on somebody…