o_O That sounds AWFUL. Good to know.

Also, handling habaneros = mandatory gloves. But that's a separate issue.

I had to go with red wine because I drink it most days of the week, but it was a hard choice. Champagne is currently ahead, which doesn't make me sad.

Alright, who was the joker that voted for Tylenol? NSAIDS 4 LYFE.

Edit: KINJAAAAAAAAA

I laughed.

I had no idea what the fuck an SEO was until I just Googled, but I don't really consider myself an idiot. I've completed a year of grad school, done fairly well in life, etc., never heard of an SEO until now. So, there's that.

"I am wearing pants."

Thanks for elucidating! I was thinking it was a ballsy move. I love her work - except African Queen. I saw it only once and hated it, which had more to do with the setting than her acting.

I'm in Charlotte. He's not nearly as eccentric as your Al, but we have a weatherman whose name is fucking LARRY SPRINKLE. I don't know how that could be a more appropriate name for a weatherman without verging into child-of-hippies territory ("Stormy" etc.).

I'M SOOOO JEALOUSSSS AHHHHHH

Sometimes I do this sort of goofy, sporadic thing around friends and family - making up conversations with animal crackers or something (I'm...fully an adult), and my mom always ALWAYS looks at me like I have two heads. Everybody else just laughs it off and my mom just stares.

Hahaha, okay, I feel less bad about it now. But they really did a good job of switching up the hair/clothing/affect!

That's very 70s porn star.

Confession: I was watching for a full 15 seconds before I realized it was the same two girls over and over.

"I want pie! I want beef jerky!" Holy crap.

Video opens. Adult gorilla walks over to cake and start eating.

Oh. My. God. I had no idea. New life mission: Go to Casa Bonita.

+1000 internet points for the Ives quote.