Yes! They did something weird with her nose!

I thought, "At least he's not eating live porcupines!"

It's okay, Jessica Lange. You're the winner of my heart.

I feel that way about every Patrick Stewart picture.

I had no idea about the relative classes of pot and meth! That is so jacked up. The more you know!

Good.

My question is, did they test the other one, or are they just assuming that because she's small, she's a she?

Yes! The baking dad is the guy who does the two-year-old! I love those!

Let's be real. Yes, babies are cute. Your new baby is probably cute (unless it's BRAND new, in which case, it probably looks like an angry cabbage troll). Beyond that, I don't have much else to say. Good job carrying that for nine months? Glad it came out alright?

I believe that is Mama Cat. Mama Cat gives zero fucks about what is happening at the other end of the bed because she has five minutes to herself and she is going to get a BATH, DAMMIT!

At first, I was like, oh, that's cute. But then I realized what was on it. NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE.

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot," comes in second for me.

I really love RHCP, but that's fair.

Yes! I can't help smiling, just seeing her smile.

Yeah, even grocery stores and places have them if they handle a ton of cash. One place I worked we weighed our coins instead of counting it. It would have been a pain in the ass, but that's how they counted it all in "over an hour".

TEAM BURRITO.

Sort of like Chaco-Taco? Yessss.

Fuck, I'm an average-sized person, and I'd be up for this if I could afford it (I can't).

I did too! I was really confused as to why that made him a bad person.

That made me almost snort wine out my nose. Good job.