I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

The only good thing about the Vikings is Paul Allen

This sounds like a very longwinded version of the “both sides” false equivalency bullshit.

Honestly, Squall’s character growth is the best part of this game (unless you’re more into batshit anime plotlines and twists, then that’s on another level). I really hope that this remaster helps to rehab this game’s image. Yes, it’s a game that’s entire battle system can be twisted and broken on a whim, not…

The best way to solve gun violence is to only sell Lee Carvello’s Putting Challenge.

Maybe we could implement some kind of rating system for the games...

Only without the good parts like really cheap gasoline, a lower federal debt, and the biggest White House scandal being a consensual bj in the oval office.

The streamers I obsess over are Vinny (Vinesauce), Vargskelethor, and Simpleflips. Absolutely fantastic senses of humour, amazing variety streams for the first two and hilarious mario 64 hacks on the third.

Don’t forget that nutbar lawyer’s crusade in the 2000's.

Studies repeatedly show that there is no causal link between video games and violence. You’re anecdote is both meaningless and probably innacurate.  If its so long ago that you can’t even remember the right decade, how can you trust that you even remember the events? 

I suggest YOU are the one who should fuck off.

And thus the problem was solved forever.

HO

“There was no exchange – nothing! He targeted Wally and took him down”

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Your guarantee isn't worth the time it took you to write out. You should be sent to the greys, trash. 

“we always encourage them to visit http://support.nintendo.com so we can help”

#WilyDidALotWrong

But do either of them know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 🤔

In Termina, moon goes to you!