you’re 58 years old and you’re crying that Video Game Writer Man suggested that physical game copies are becoming a bit outmoded?

Nintendo: “Emulators are bad! If you’re using emulators, you’re basically stealing!”

Women exist.

Jason does it again. His highest profile target yet

What a bizarre fucking take. “You don’t like that it’ll take a while for the whole game to be released? You’ll probably be dead so it doesn’t matter”

I’ll always be fond of Bioshock Infinite’s MechaGeorges. Founding Father’s going to read you the Bill of Getting Your Ass Kicked with a Mini-Gun.

I love when people say they’re making CoD more “casual friendly”

It was actually just Randy. He had a bit too much to drink and before you know it, “my cock is hard”.

I never said anything cause i don't wanna be that guy who whines about hitboxes but I KNEW IT, I F*ING KNEW IT, FIX YOUR F*ING HITBOXES YOU F*ING F*S 

The hitbox thing is especially noticeable if you like to flank. It’s usually not egregious, but there was a particular game on Euphrates Bridge yesterday that had me clawing my eyes out. 6 shots of .357, 6 hit markers but no kill, dude turned around and casually popped me while I was reloading. 

I mean I for one expected an article about the headline lol. 

A videogame with the AKI engine!

Loved the Kota Ibushi reference in there.

They lied about the products they sold, they mislead their customers about microtransactions, they showed incompetence in how they handled patching and programming, Todd Howard openly admitted that they knew the game was fucked, but it’s okay because of the roadmap, which itself has been a false promise... Even a…

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but at this point I’m just following Fallout 76 news for the entertainment value.

“I’ve got some free time today, I’ll try that fortnite my son keeps talking about.”

1 hour later

“Honey, I think something might be wrong with that boy”

They’re not going to crack down on the protests.

Things are looking bleak overall. Major corporations all over the world are siding with dictators with their corporate interests in mind.

BUT does The Darkness believe in a thing called love?