Put Battle of Olympus on there or release some SNES games you cowards.

Hey Jason! If you’re interested in featuring Makers, why not check out my SMW 32 course game in Mario Maker 2? I’d love to hear your impressions!

It’s exactly what I wanted it to be. There was no need to reinvent the wheel here, this particular wheel works great. More wheels please.

I mean you’re right in that he was a terrible human when he was alive, but there would be something hilarious about his signature appearance becoming a gay pride mascot after his death. The Warrior forced to watch for all eternity as the one marketable thing he ever created gets weaponized against his ass backwards…

• In the final round, replace regular judges with remaining contestants’ personal school bullies.

Getting Hit By Car=Frogger?

1. TMNT in time tied with Simpsons Arcade, the rest are cabbage 

Affordability is a concern for vulnerable segments of our society. Like a workplace insisting that a paycheque can’t be issued, it has to be a direct deposit to a bank account.  The only reason to do this for the employer is to simplify their life, to save a few bucks, but it can be a hardship for people who can’t…

Tim Marchman is the only person I know who is not currently in federal prison who’s read the entirety of Behold a Pale Horse

I know I’ll see him in Philadelphia or in Hell, whichever comes first.

Poop / New

“I MEAN ITS JUST BUFFOONERY! NOBODY CALLED LOU GEHRIGS FONE NUMBER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED HIS DISEASE RENAMED AL’S. ITS STUPID, WHOS THIS AL GUY ANYWAY?  ANYWAYS ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR ANSWER GO SKINS”

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

The Venn diagram of those days is a circle.

I wonder how nervous he was that Omarosa would just show up and record a bunch of conversations but he wouldn’t be able to pick her out of the crowd. 

Kim Mulkey’s grimace at the sight of a fast food spread for the Baylor Women’s Basketball team’s visit to the White House is worth a thousand words.

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

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