Whatever April Ryan is paid is not enough.

The only thing meaner than the way the press corps was treating Sarah Huckabee Sanders today is the way her brother handles dogs at Boy Scout camps.

Go away with this beautiful stuff. I’m still pissed we aren’t seeing the Switch triple-pack.

“I think it’s important to remember that, beyond the clear racism permeating our industry, there is also a worrisome trend towards an embrace of a return to monarchical feudalism, directly in conflict with our republican roots.”

- Ronald McDonald

Adding insult to injury, Ronald McDonald and The Burger King released a joint statement deeming Schnatter “creepy.”

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

A few weeks ago, NBC News (aka the fakest news) interviewed people at the nail company, right after they laid off 60 people since the price of steel went up due to his tariffs. One blue collar guy said he knew Trump was the guy to fix the economy. I couldn't believe it. Trump supporters ignore facts, but believe every…

My favorite defense thus far was the “Trump was just being strong and letting Putin know that he knows that Putin knows he knows... and that’s why he said Russia didn’t do it. Because everyone knows they did!”

“We are doing very well, and we are doing very well, probably as well as anybody has ever done with Russia. And there’s been no president ever as tough as I have been on Russia.”

The real headline should be how humble and honest the dev’s have been about accepting their bad decisions, and going back to the day one build to start over. This is unprecedented and should be encouraged in the future!

I know you need attention grabbing headlines, but the real story is the 180!

No puke or explosive diarrhea? Not a true road trip from hell.

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

In a time when the left and the center tend to be at each other’s throats, it’s nice to have something they can agree on: Hating Joe Lieberman.

My father voted for and supports Trump’s decisions on the wall and immigration.  I have not yet talked to him about the NATO meetings or about Helsinki.  I love my dad, but I will not forgive him if his reactions to these fiascos are pro-Trump.  Trump blasted May in an interview then took it back the next day.  Trump…

I didn’t serve in the military, friendo, and I have never claimed that I did.

I agree with this take:

I would love to be in the meeting where they farted out that idea. “Uh...what if you said you meant to say ‘wouldn’t’?”

“I prepared this” vs. “You cooked it” is the best/worst marriage argument I’ve heard in a while.

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times