Trump is a traitor to the United States, an ally of despots and a threat to world peace.

I’ve used it before, but it’s just too appropriate:

Has there ever been a move more inevitable than Jimmy Butler leaving Minnesota after next season?

“How do you deliver a message to someone who doesn’t want to listen?”

Subject: You’re a pee drinking moron.

You failed to mention the single greatest outcome of these indictments.

Keep going. This is the time when America’s citizens and leadership need to decide if they are for their country or are for a determined Russian enemy.

Can you imagine how hard the right would have been trying to impeach Obama if he decided to go off on (ACTUAL fake news) Fox and not take any of their questions?

Huh, usually it’s a video of Lions fans feeling around in strange holes.

Can we please please please get ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER to weigh in on this?

Hire me on for a spot at Kotaku, with the primary mission of raising the blood pressure of folks who don’t understand inclusiveness, the nuance of language, or why gaming is not a straight-white-male-only space anymore, and I’ll chip in!

Labat blew

“Ronald McDonald is a RAGING anti-Semite and everybody loves him!”

I can understand his frustration. I know that this site is all about jumping on up your liberal snowflake high horse and looking down on real Americans, but just try to put yourself in his shoes—as he says, he doesn’t go around calling people racial slurs or participating in lynchings, and does one person ever stop to…

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall: