Jim Jordan: “BUT I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!”

Pay close attention to the fact that they essentially sit in order to where their gear is. Not a wasted millisecond. 

Read it you fucking shit for brains.

Whoever, whether or not acting under color of law, while in disguise, including while wearing a mask, injures, oppresses, threatens, or intimidates any person

He couldn’t be dumb enough to have someone break-in and demand the same items that are being requested in the court proceedings... could he?

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

I worked in London in 2003 (I was on a work exchange/internship going into my last year of undergrad)—just after the Second Iraq War fired up.

I occasionally had to deal with folks asking me, “Why’d you lot start that war?”

I routinely answered with, “Did you vote for Tony Blair? No? I voted for the dude running against…

An outgoing SCOTUS judge may have made a backdoor deal with the President- who I will remind you is involved in a federal investigation- about his replacement, a person who happens to think that presidents shouldn’t be under investigation ever.

Fortnite: [some weird, random, non-interactive sci-fi thing is foreshadowed] [thing happens] [Epic publishes a map change, adds a consumable] “Wow, what incredible plot development!”

Sure they do. But they’re insured and you have those among us who will find fault with the person who died (why didn’t she pay her bills, regularly? Why didn’t the family tell the electric company that Grandma needed that electricity? If you don’t pay your bills on time, there are consequences. etc.) and, this will…

Noel Cintron, who was Trump’s personal driver for 25 years

In before Elon Musk fellating dipshits.

A coworker mentioned that he wanted to buy the James Patterson/Bill Clinton book and burn it. I encouraged him to buy all of them.

It’s funny you say that! They also hate consoles. I don’t think I ever got New Vegas to go longer than 30 minutes without crashing on PS3.

Even cut to shreds and released with a incredibly short development time of only a year and a half it’s still far and away the best of the modern Fallout titles.

There’s an NBA franchise in Charlotte? I will write that down.

You guys know that subreddit r/yesyesyesyesno ? yeah that video is that in a nutshell

He looks like the platonic ideal of a police union spokesman 

He looks like the live-action version of Homer Simpson.

How about the NFL stop taking money from the DoD for having the players out there. And also stop doing the salute to service.  Let’s keep it 100. If the government wasn’t paying for these moments then they wouldn’t happen.  Also this is showing me why the NFL doesn’t have guaranteed contracts. Their leadership is weak…