Inspiration for the lede photo:

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

A true Patriot has their weapon trained on the stall door the whole time. You never know when a transgendered person might walk in the wrong bathroom and complete their ungodly ablutions.

Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

Fuck this spineless and disingenuous coward, and I wish him the absolute worst in retirement. I may have never loathed anyone in modern politics more (well, McConnell is up there too).

Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War.

Iowa and Minnesota were blue because of farmers voting Democratic. (Minnesota’s state Democratic Party is literally called the Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party.) When the mass defections among whites without a college degree occurred in 2016, Democratic support absolutely collapsed in those states. Hillary hung onto…

Stop being a fucking moron.

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to elect a racist, misogynist, Russian-loan financed toddler as president?

Does the quiz also scrape my personal data?

I think you’re missing the fact that Jason Schreier has now reported on this. Thanks to The Jason Effect™, 2025 might now be an early estimate.

You’ve gotta get tired of writing about all this dumb shit Nathan, there’s no way you don’t. I’m sorry your interesting work has to get broken up between tabloid garbage.

If he wants to have Captain Thundercunt and his brother El Douchey Grande on your stream, fine.

“Eventually, Summit declared a “truce” and asked that fans “don’t let my channel die more.””

To be fair to Gronk, Hoodie’s record is pretty poor when it comes to identifying con-man hucksters and speaking out against them in public.

I didn’t think the WWE could make me feel bad for Roman, but they did. I don’t mean that silly kayfabe attempt at drawing some sympathy at the end of the show, but just in general. The guy works his ass off, and he always just seems to end up booked in a way that’s almost certain to make people hate him. He needed a…

It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes

How many months in jail do you get for breaking kayfabe?

And he ran, he ran so far away. He couldn’t get away.