We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

If ever there was a perfect time for an E-C-DUB chant...

Jason is just letting us know that he plans to delay the game from the July 10 date to September. We should be thankful he’s being transparent about his deeds at this point.

The game is garbage, you know it’s garbage, but you just keep playing hoping all that money you spent on it will actually be worth it at some point even though you know it probably won’t.

My dad put an end to all family vacations 14 years ago. He’d make the threat that “this is the last vacation we ever take as a family” during every vacation we ever took and no one ever thought he’d ever follow through with it. Used to think he was an asshole for putting an end to it, but I get it now. We used to take…

Not even the best political nickname giver of his White House staff. That goes to Rex Tillerson, who nicknamed DJT, “Fucking Moron.”

If this is true, I’m assuming his Space Jam is just that video of a monkey peeing in its own mouth on a loop for 10 hours.

Yes, but the baseball Jordan version.

I’m a full-time stay-at-home dad to my 2-year-old daughter and part-time college student.

Other advertising slogans banned include “Wazzup”, “Where’s the beef” and “Gosh, it would be nice if there were some women around.”

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Presuming that there are “FC” folks out there, is this right?

To go further with your point:

You did a great job phrasing that criticism of Mr. Hemmerling, I’m not saying you might have done a better job, no not me. It takes a lifetime to be really good at Minnesota PA, and you’ve probably only been working at it for a dozen years or so, so I’d expect you to be a little rough around the edges when you’re…

Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”

I like how these right wingers are like oh I never wish violence on anyone... but let me go and hug my hundreds of guns.

What a dog must do to afford his bone addiction.

It was in her face. But she couldn’t grab it.

Roseville is trash. It’s filled with people who probably consider the real housewives of the OC as aspirational.