Hot take there, especially on Kotaku kinja
As the “coach” of the E-Sports team at my school I disagree with you. Just because my students aren’t getting concussions doesn’t mean they can’t show great skill and problem solving under pressure.

Tebow was actually teaching an important biblical lesson to the fan he hit in the face with his bat:

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

Eat, sleep, train.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

You’re from Minnesota. Just come around State Fair time, at the State Fair, and talk up your roots. I’ll buy exactly one book if you do that.

In the Fox Studios, some people say

The good news is that like all of us, Dani Mathers is destined to get older, and heavier, and wrinklier. I hope she experiences Cronenberg levels of body horror about it, though.

Mega-Mantroidvania. Defeating 8 robots in Dr. Wiley’s castle, unlocked weapons allow for new parts of the castle to be unlocked. Let’s make it happen.

I would be down for a modern take on StarTropics.

One can definitely hope.

Then again, I continue to hold out hope for a Final Fantasy VI remake, and all anyone wants to talk about is the Pantene model in the trench coat... *sighs*

I maintain that Mega Man peaked at Mega Man 2, rode that peak for a few games, and then immediately began a spiraling descent into iterative hell.

I’m not at all joking when I say it’s past time for another Wario game. And none of this WarioWare bull-mess; bring back the proper Wario games that riffed on the staples of the Mario franchise. Let me stomp enemies, hoard coins with unseemly haste and glee, and use my bodily functions as weapons in my quest not to…

PLAY IT AS IT LIES

Lucky spectators, getting to see something exciting.

“I love Golden State, it’s the best. Favorite state of mine for years. Love to visit there, hard workers there. They win, just like me. That Stephen Kerr is a fantastic player, really great. Him and I go way back, he loves me. Been a fan of them forever. Huge fan”

You could send 15 random black men to the White House saying that they are the Warriors and nobody there would notice.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

Agreed. I have very little to no sympathy for these people. Someone over on Fusion’s article on this said they’d much rather see it be GOP politicians gunned down than innocent elementary school students and that’s pretty much my thought as well. Let some people who have helped commit legislative atrocities get gunned…