It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

Pruitt’s chief of staff Ryan Jackson told the Post that members could reapply for their positions. “I’m not quite sure why some EPA career staff simply get angry by us opening up the process,” he said. “It seems unprofessional to me.”

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The gift that keeps on giving

In Tahiti?

This Labrador would be better at governance.

It’s true. Everyone simply expires peacefully, at the natural and fitting time that was ordained to be the end of his or her life, and at a point when no medical intervention could do anything to stop or even delay it. Also, the cheque is in the mail; you get this, and I’ll get the next one; I’ll definitely call you;…

The irony of his name translating to: ‘worker’ or ‘laborer’......

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

Don’t listen to these pansy ass liberals. Obama’s presidency was awful - here are some of the things that the liberal media won’t cover that the Republicans (good on them!) won’t tolerate:

Savage Garden has released a statement:

“Former tight end” is just rubbing it in.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

What if.....

To say that Hennepin County is largely populated by Somali families is probably an inversion of what you wanted to say. Hennepin County is Minnesota’s largest county by population, with over a million people, of which only a few tens of thousand are 0f Somali descent (a few percent). However, it is true that Hennepin…

Darth Vader forces-hurls a battery at a rebel commando?

The fact that I literally said out loud, “Thank goodness my dad got cancer during the Obamacare years” this morning is supremely fucked up.

I’m glad to hear “pour milk over cereal,” because people who pour milk first are Al Qaeda sympathizers.

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