Sleeper pick

Out of context, a man with the handle “JRsBBQ” lamenting someone whose ashes are now in an urn is a bit twisted.

By God. That man... had a family.

Orrrrr... fyre hidrant?

“At one point, I was really nervous”

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

How many instagram followers do you have?

Trump: “Hey, thanks for the compliment. What team did you say you play for?”

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

I’ll never understand this mindset.

“he is a spastic, Uristat-suppurating totalitarian anus with half the wit of a can of Spam and none of the dynamism”

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

This is totally unrealistic. Not a single Super Mutant anywhere.

National Enquirer “Separated at Birth”?

I’m sorry, Bobby, but if you cannot see the direct and clear way these stories are interconnected, then you have no business writing for this site. #Illuminati

*Penn State nods knowingly*

The Life-Changing Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich (I made up that name). Seriously. I got a PB&J from a convenience store once in Kansas City. Whoever made this thing was “either a certified genius or an authentic wacko!”