(unintelligible screaming)

Im sure there is picture of William and undoubtedly one of Kate on xHampster that looks just like that with the hash tag: #tribute #painted or #covered.

And ... she’s pregnant again.

“Haaa Funny guy!”


“Off with his head!”

Lyme disease. It’s always lyme disease.

That’s creepy, John Mayer.

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

You think people rolled out of bed and decided to tie their self esteem not just to how much money they make but even more insidiously to how good of a worker they are, to the extent that they valorize not even taking advantage of their employer’s benefits package, to the point that they become depressed and lose…

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

“What’s the best way to deal with paternity?

They should Sioux.

Since November, the national media’s opinion sections have been filled with calls to seek “insight” or “empathy” towards Trump voters, along with heartwarming tales of our fundamental shared humanity.

It’s like if a family of methheads won the lottery.

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.

Right in the fuckin ear.

Man, these Republicans are getting booed harder than Roman Reigns.