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I mean when you are going out off the top rope, it seems pretty clear you loved wrestling.

What is with these Patriot TEs always hanging around at the wrong time?

Just looking for the restroom.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Bullshit. He was a sociopath piece of shit with ZERO remorse. And then he decided to take the coward’s way out because he’s a weak shithead who cannot take out the punishment he was given.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I was in Portland Oregon in the early ‘90s and briefly dated a hippie chick who had a golden lab. So one day we got super baked (duh), went to the park with the dog, and then walked back to her car, which was parked on the top floor of a parking garage.

It’s all just a little too obviously fake for me.

“He is fine and the shoulder is something that just disappears into the woodwork when he wins his next MVP or when he wins a Super Bowl.”
“His next? He’s never won either of those things, Mr. Irsay.”
“Shhh...you hear that? It’s the shoulder, quietly disappearing into the woodwork.”  
“Do you know what a shoulder even is?”

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

Couldn’t any gangbanger make the same claim? “The murderous, terrifying persona I use on the streets is all an act, it couldn’t be further from my true nature or my personality. I am a loving teddybear on my own time, but my day job representing MS-13 is performance art, and ‘Trigger Mike’ is just a character I play.”

The best response to Russo calling all wrestling fans gay comes from, as one might expect, Jim Cornette. Corny said that this likely stems from Russo’s lack of success with either men or women. Furthermore, Cornette said that all that’s left for Russo are inflatable sheep, “because even a self-respecting living sheep

You know what I would do if I had a net worth of $29 billion?

Any fucking thing I wanted.

For those who were wondering, a “Jersey Wall” is when a bunch of spray tanned Italian women in the club surround their friend to protect her from an Ed Hardy-wearing bro trying to roofie her Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

I WORKED HARD ON THAT!

Donny Trump got the 25 kill streak unlock by noob tubing in a corner all day.

It’s not surprising to find that none of the dishes include chocolate. It makes him throw up.

Indian River is a good team. They hit well. They pitch well. They field well. The only problem is they never seem to perform well in close games. It’s like they tighten up or something. I wish I could come up with a better way to describe it.

This is awful news. My condolences go out to the Murphy family and all those who knew Charlie.

RIP, Charlie! I know when you get to heaven, Prince will welcome you with open arms. And pancakes!