Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.

I hope the Spruce Goose lands safely.

SMDH you’d think by now MLB would support conflict-free diamonds.

I thought it was because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays :)

No mention of JBL throwing potatoes at Blue Meanie? The guy is an asshole, and has the mentality that if he thinks abusing people is funny, then it is funny, and if you dont, then you have no sense of humor. He acts like a tough guy, but if Joey Styles got the better of him in a fight, it appears as though he is a…

bradshaw was a boring wrestler and is a terrible announcer and a grade-A asshole by all accounts who definitely never messed with brock or kurt angle during their tenures but never forget that all 5'7" of joey styles knocked his ass the fuck out on an airplane once

Gene Shalit says “Syria? More like sayonara. I call the Tomahawk missile attack a must flee.”

They are the bare necessities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

It’s my understanding that the next ad will be a young Black man, drinking an IZZE Fusion and holding a bag of Skittles, being shot dead by a overzealous neighborhood watch security guard. Kendall Jenner will then appear and hand the soda to Sean Hannity and the world will rejoice because we solved racism. 

I’m so confused. How could he be in charge of defeating ISIS when Trump had a super secret plan to defeat ISIS in 30 days if Trump said it then surely ISIS is dead and gone now because Trump doesn’t lie and never makes mistakes.

gun club in Hicksville

PASSIONS INCLUDE: GAME THEORY BIDDING STRATEGIES ON JEOPARDY, BASIC ARITHMETIC, AND LUMPING CASUAL MISOGYNY INTO LISTS BECAUSE WHY NOT

Contestant Biffs Gimme Question

THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WAS ON JEOPARDY. AT STILL HAD HIS SIGNATURE MUSTACHE-EZ-RIDER AND WAS IN ONE OF HIS PATENTED ETHER STUPORS. ANYWAY THE CATEGORY WAS SOMETHING LIKE ‘ISN’T IT PUN-DERFUL’ WHERE EVERY ANSWER WAS A PUN. I CAN’T REMEMBER. ANYWAY YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY EVERY CONTESTANT MEET N GREET IS REALLY…

What a dummy. Everyone knows its the Heat.

If it weren’t for the stubble he’d be an excellent candidate for Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.

“crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines, they almost crossed the plaid line, which is many many many lines past the red line. Also let’s not forget her emails.”