Eastern bloc blocks. Very shoddy.

I call this piece “Arguing on Twitter”

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

Because it worked, or because you tried? Asking for a friend.

On Saturday it was reported (on AM Joy) that Rep. Devin Nunes has his own deep connections to Putin and a Russian oligarch who is the distributor for his vineyard. (This should obviously disqualify him from chairing the Trump-Russia investigation).

Your mom just wants him to wear the jacket.

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

He’s bacne!

This is a phenomenally accurate version of the rage I feel everyday. Vengeful and brutal, perfect.

“Your mother is so obese that I ran out of gasoline attempting to drive around her...sir”

Sage Northcutt fucking sucks.

He is a genuinely good kid in a sport that’s filled with some absolute animals.

SJW doesn’t mean anything anymore: it’s just a talking point.

#Elite.08

As an Oilers fan I always thought that Wolverine would make the perfect mascot for the team (born in Oilers territory of Cold Lake, Alberta). Instead we got this:

I like that the Duck is just the shitty robot chicken that harassed Carl in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Cut the man some slacks.