At that age, kids are just learning the basics. I signed my oldest son to play hockey when he was younger, and it was a lot of the same shit. Entitled parents, complaining. Never ended up with a younger coach being choked out, though. But, there was always some asshole.

I’ve moved on from that. Now I just ask myself “What the fuck will Trump say/do today?”

I really need this game in my life.

Never stop calling.

Goddammit.

Thanks, but no thanks?

I am Jack’s complete lack of self-awareness.

“In other obvious news, shark attacks remain high on the coasts but astonishingly stay at nearly zero in Oklahoma. Auto accidents caused by moose in the road remain a major hazard for Alaska but strangely not so for Texas, vice versa for Armadillo.”

And none of this “administration’s” supporters will even see the hypocrisy. Fuck. I hate all of this.

Send them a glitter bomb.

Goddammit.

Out today? This will go great with the Switch I got my son for Christmas.

Fucking idiot.

I’m just here, waiting for the memes.

He’s such an embarrassment.

Both.

That’s a lot of Aryan women.

Fortnite: Battle Royale and some SNES games.

I don’t know how I’ve never played U.N. Squadron before. It looks awesome.

I went to wait in line at my local Wal-Mart last night around 11:30 to wait in line. They had gotten 15 in stock. I was twelfth in line. Last year they hadn’t even had any NES Classics on launch day.