I am all for it too, but that should be in the lecture halls, not a ceremony for the sole purpose of celebrating the graduates. The commencement speech is supposed to be inspiring, not offensive. FFS.

Oh man, you just made me remember my brother’s commencement speaker! He also went to a small liberal arts college and it was all fire and brimstone. Really depressing and bleak. The funny thing is, I can’t remember anything about mine. Nada. I don’t even know if it was a man or a woman.

It has to be money. Maybe she paid them?

Why would they host this incompetent piece of shit? Money has to be involved. Such a slap in the face to all those grads who paid out the ass to be there.

100%. Just let the dead horse stay dead. It was Simon’s show and we he left, the show was over as far as I am concerned.

And shipping. I am assuming a big part of the design is how efficiently you can stack them in a box.

To be truly diverse, shouldn’t they also be available in an array of colours?

Right? Oh it was CANCER. In that case, here is my broken heart.

Same. Rage is a powerful thing. I lost my mom to cancer not long ago and if anyone talked shit like this, nothing would be sacred.

I don’t disagree, but he is in enormous grief and shock and this is an easy, but effective shot. My mom died of cancer not to long ago painfully and I would lose my fucking mind if someone carried on like this raging piece of shit. Nothing would be off limits.

No man. It is fucking sports. All those blubbering idiots who drink beer, eat nachos with plastic cheese and paint their faces cheering on the same teams no matter how shitty they are year after year are responsible for all of this. Think of how much reading they could be doing if they weren’t wasting their time…

Actually, I think it is sporting events that caused Trump, as people support their political party with the same mindless fanaticism that people support their favourite sport teams. Therefore, all sports must stop.

Noted. Women are present for him to molest. They can’t be bosses!!

I am also a night owl who sees it as white/gold so fuck this study and the hideous damn dress.

Wrong. I have seen flights boarded with them bribing people to get off many times. In one case, I was one of the passengers waiting to be boarded as I had priority seating through my company. The process was rather lengthy, but apparently the flight was quite overbooked. There were many of us with priority seating…

I will have to check it out! Hopefully there isn’t a 400% Canadian markup.

Highly effective. Well done.

That sounds really nice. Is it pricey?

Just the words “moist feet” give me the heebie jeebies.

No kidding. Seriously, do you ever hear someone say at work, OMG Billy is so gross. He never washes his legs!