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I'm fortunate in that, being a history buff, "Doge" makes me think the Doge of Venice and Renaissance Italy.

All of them.

panties OFF.

I was going to post a silly gif, but tears started streaming down my face. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOE. Sometimes the years of war against women just fucking wears you down, so when you hear this so plainly by someone so amazing, it just blows you away.

Wow, you don't see Kay Francis gifs everyday! Well done.

Just so long as one of the ghosts is played by the actual ghost of a frustrated, cantankerous Katharine Hepburn I'm all in.

You forgot the part where the big man came to little man's house, bulldozed it to the ground and called the land his own...

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

Its kind of like West Side Story.

You forgot the worst one: The Dry Wedding.

Oh, good one! Thought of another! A teenaged Gloria Swanson and Wallace Beery.

Well it has me in a house that is paid for on the edge of the rich part of town where the houses are affordable but in a good neighborhood, 2 cars in the driveway, 2 motorcycles in the garage, daughter went through private school, and far more toys than I should have... That is if you want to use a "property and

Yes, Lindsay Lohan is old news.

I think we have all twisted a non twist blender....

Guys, immersion stick blenders exist for this reason. Did Gwynnie not mention that???

My first thought was, what is this kids home life like?

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

The first medication I ever took that was effective was Prozac. I told no one. The third week or so, NUMEROUS people I'd seen every day for years in graduate school started commenting on how my outlook seemed to have changed, I seemed so much happier...

If they're from Nepal, India and Bangladesh, is it misleading to refer to them as "Qatari migrant workers?" Aren't they Nepalese, Indian and Bangladeshian migrant workers? Just sayin'.

"OH GOD! MERGE! MERGE! MERGE!!"