My comment shall neatly sidestep the article's premise of living in the U.S. Having a house cleaner come to my home in Argentina twice a week costs me about $150/month. Yup, it's worth it.

I'd go with Bigot Love, seeing how Sterling came to this latest embarrassment. Interracial dating show for racists? 'M all over it.

The two of them should have some kind of road trip reality show, kind of like Hilton and Richie had. Oh the shenanigans they'd get up to.

Some of us put in an honest 9-5 to pay the bills. Some of us just learn to give an 80-year-old billionaire a blowjob and call him "honey."

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

I mean, maybe, but does it really matter? If their plan was "our advertising should target reasonable people who support the happiness of others, and if it could troll a bunch of assholes at the same time that would be good," then I'm pretty okay with that.

Old media — newspapers, local TV stations, magazines — existed in a world where their audiences were assumed. You lived in some city, you consumed that city's media; you bought the magazine, you read the magazine. (This assumption of their permanence is part of the reason they're struggling now, but that's another…

But it's not her due - there's nothing in the Old Testament about lesbians at all, so nothing about stoning lesbians. So she's really just asking for special treatment, and without having made a stoning appointment ahead of time. Pshaw.

What a dumb comparison. A kosher deli doesn't sell ham sandwiches to anybody, so their refusal to sell one to you is not discrimination.

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

I think the music for the programs should be assigned at random on the day of the competition. Someone gets Philip Glass, someone else gets Gregorian chants, another gets dueling banjos, and some poor bastard winds up with 4'33.

Guess you have to come up with something, since it been almost a week since a Farrow last felt like dancing in the media spotlight.

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

I think a lot of memes have been beat into the ground, but the doge's face fits perfectly with the bear's face.

Wow.

Better watch the opening ceremonies if you want to see all the athletes before they get mauled by stray dogs/disappeared by Putin's goon squads/pummeled by Russian anti-gay gangs/melted by toxic Sochi water/broken in half by dangerous event courses.

"I can see them from my house!"

Thank you! I was about to post this. It's a dumb trend started by the news media a few years back because they found out they could get more ratings by giving storms arbitrary names. Unless this storm is cyclonic or tropical in nature, then I don't think any international monitoring organization gives it a name.

There is no such thing as Winter Storm Hercules.