“They’ve been promising it for literally 20 centuries, but THIS time it’s for sure!”

Second only to her utter contempt for DD’s costume.

Which is partially Jessica being Jessica and partially because she’s worn one before.

Even the trailer for this film looked dreadfully boring. I’m sorry you had to sit through it.

Jessica’s scorn for Danny and his powers was endlessly entertaining.

....... I like salt water taffy.

I don’t know. In the Anime he was always a narcissist and even spelled out for himself early on about how he was going to bring about a new world order. He even used that overly expositionary tone that the series loved for his inner monologues, like every problem in the world was a logic puzzle that had to be solved…

I feel like Life of Brian is *universally regarded* as a better movie than Holy Grail. (I’m pretty sure Ebert thought that way). Grail probably has better bits but Life of Brian is a better movie.

Bruce Wayne’s never done it, but Terry McGinnis did and Joker just about had a nervous breakdown. One of many great moments in Return of the Joker.

I’ve told this story before, but outside of a Birmingham there is a forrest on land once owned by US Steel. In that Forrest are hundreds of small indentations that serve as the only visual evidence of hundreds of unmarked graves, black men arrested under Jim Crow and worked to death in the Pratt City mines and buried…

Why on earth does Harley Quinn have more upcoming movies than Wonder Woman?

The best thing that happened to Marvel was losing the rights to make Spider-Man and X-Men movies, as it forced them to look beyond the obvious and rely on less obvious characters, which has lead them to have much wider cast of characters. DC is hooked on Superman and Batman and is destined to do them forever.

Good. Let ‘em experience a little slice of the terror that minorities, women, and LGBT+ folks have felt nearly every day for countless centuries. He at least has the luxury of choosing NOT to be a fucking Nazi.

This site revamp is the Iron Fist of site revamps.

There. Now we can move on from the several weeks of comment sections complaining that Kinja was coming, without ever discussing the actual topic in the article, to the inevitable several weeks to come of comment sections complaining that Kinja is here, without ever discussing the actual topic in the article.

I’ve noticed two big improvements: Kinja doesn’t totally shit the bed after getting to 250 or 500 comments, and it’s easier to add text styles (plus GIFs are fun).

taking a beloved property and giving it a splashy makeover that renders it nigh-unrecognizable, all in the patently desperate hope to appeal to a new audience and extend its lifespan.

I’ve said it before and I’ll likely have to say it again... If you buy a $500 bottle of GOOP tonic, you’ll get exactly what you deserve.