That’s pretty stupid, obviously the unhinged Nazi superhero is worse

I feel like Musk’s “interesting” basically translates to “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

Well, it’s a good thing I don’t give a crap what a Subway Sandwich Artist thinks of me, eh?

“You’re spare parts, Bub”

Has Pratt actually done anything… bad? Like I feel like Elliot Page just went off on the guy for going to church and a whole bunch of people said ok screw this guy because Elliot said so

Other than the fact that it happened, I truly don’t remember anything about the train robbery. But I was actually thinking of the entirety of the BoBF finale and how terrible the battle and chase scenes were set up (though yeah, that scooter chase was really bad too) when I wrote my comment. I could probably include…

Leia, it’s time to go- Whoops! It was a trick! She’s off running in the woods, as “I-wish-to-be-free!” music swells for her Introduction. If there was ever any question about the ownership of Star Wars, this is the Disney-est moment you’ll ever see in this universe.

“little Leia is a lot of fun”

“Her lines are very cheesy”

“Also: Little Leia is a lot of fun.”

I don’t recall the Grand inquisitor being so chatty in rebels, that scene in the cantina really reminds me of Hans Landa in the opening scene of inglorious bastards

This was bad. This was really bad. What is going on at Disney? Between this and Boba Fett they seem really clueless. There are tons of good TV writers, and Disney has the money to pay. Confused by what’s happening here. 

I am trying to keep it civil & I will just respectfully disagree with “no pickles”

How long were you next to this guy?! You got to watch him finish a bowl of soup *and* scratch lottery tickets? I’d be moving far, far away......

“The reason? In one scene, it’s revealed that Xochitl’s character, America Chavez, is the child of two women.”

I will eat whenever and wherever I damn well please.

Fancy Tesla, with cheese and shit.

Hasn’t Chelsea been through enough?

Imagine having your head so far up your own ass and being so literal-minded you’re incapable of telling the difference between just shooting the shit about celebrity gossip and actual, real-life disappointment? Maybe you need a break from stanning for the Kardashians?