Thanks. It doesn’t really help. I’m not sure who or what you’re trying to help but... We’re all over here still laughing, if it helps.

Counterpoint: you are a moron 

Guys, I think this Kanye fellow might be an asshole.

I woke up at 5:45 AM eastern to walk and Feed my dog ... I had to put my dog down last Summer

Arby’s is actually usually pretty good now.

They’re one of those bands where if you’ve seen any quirky, comedic movies in the 00's, you probably know way more hits of theirs than you realize. People know Spoon through osmosis, even if you never checked them out.

It’s so weird that Robin Thicke having the moral high ground.

Eww. You psycho fans really need a life.

I’m sorry, but something about Britney just makes wish she’d shut the fuck up. And no, I'm not a jamie lynn fan.

Partially fine because nobody both sane and good would want to watch a video from the Paul brothers.

Its not that they tried something different its that they failed spectacularly on every level. The new trilogy is the safest Star Wars has ever been.

I’m always bemused by people who seem perfectly content with lousy content because “it’s going somewhere!” The best shows make every episode count. Every episode in a good series should have urgency, import and entertainment value, not just be placeholders for something later or “set up.” This show has none of that.…

Spider-Man: Homeless

They never will, and I’ll never stop asking

And Mulaney still doesn’t “do ‘OMG my spouse is terrible’ routines”. Y’all the ones out here getting parasocial and trying to make this dramatic/tragic.

This is a truly terrible take and you should feel ashamed

Ok Debbie Downer.

I found this promo to be amusing; I genuinely laughed out loud at a couple things, but I guess I should feel bad about that. Thanks for setting me straight!

First I’ve heard of this meme, but I’m glad Craig has been informed