“...and, god, we’re already so tired.”
Waiting for the next Taylor Swift installment...

The only thing I want from them, in regards to poultry, is to bring back the shredded chicken. It was infinitely better than the diced chicken they use now.

If she were White she’d be a “Karen”

I love the tone of these articles as this thing unravels. “Gee this is getting weird. What could be happening? Maybe we’ll never know.” Please. You know where this is going, and you know how this is going to end. If you had an ounce of journalistic integrity, you’d be asking questions about the various inconsistencies…

I’m not gonna front. I’m digging it. The suit looks like it’s good quality. The contrast of the tie and shirt is solid. Matching pocket square, and is it just me or are his lenses even purple tinted...lol. What’s funny to me is had he been younger, or had darker hair, I don’t think it would’ve worked. Player Haters…

It’s great the investigators continue to give her the benefit of the doubt but about now we pretty much know how this ends. Feel sad for her.

It’s not getting weird at all. She made it all up. It’s in fact getting considerably less weird.

The police chief got roped into a press conference on his way to the Player Haters Ball. 

It has zero to do with the fact that she is black. It has to do with the obvious inconsistencies in her story, the fact that police aren’t actively looking for a kidnapped toddler, and the complete lack of any evidence this ever happened.

Can you point out Jezebel’s full-throated defense of this woman?

Yes, during some sort of cat-astrophe.

a series she admits is “not typically the kind of TV that I would watch”

‘sensitivity readers’

that most people probably are fine with this sort of Orwellian art-policing utterly fucking terrifies me, and it should terrify anyone that cherishes free expression.

Nahh, this is absolute bullshit though.

So bring liberal now means being pro-censorship?

It really isn't.

but also that the process of forcing yourself into those seats (or using the tester seat provided, as with Mario Kart) can be both uncomfortable and embarrassing

Fred’s been rocking an ascot since the 70s.   He has always been at least bi

Kiddo, I just checked out your comment history. Your last 500 comments are variants of “You’re dumb.”

Have a wonderful incelebration.

“I work in Hollywood.”