I ate at Del Taco for the first time the other day, and I’m kinda pissed that I’ve been stuck with taco bell the first 45 years of my life

Shhhh.  Just shhhh

And they're I was asking the pizza place to cut it into 16ths instead of 8ths

I can totally see a bunch of people buying pizza cutters at bed bath and beyond just so they can do their own thing. Especially in the suburbs. Matches nicely with the ice cream scoop

Deep dish and cheesy?

Shhhh. Your gonna hurt people's feelings

Do you want Trump, Lana? Because this is how you get Trump

I’m with ya bud. This place is getting stale as fuck.  I miss Doug and Tovarich

As soon as someone I know has a baby I delete them from my Instagram.  

While he was napping...  Shit, is anything in this article correct?

Their advertising campaign should have been “Dr. pepper tastes just like Diet Dr Pepper"and not the other way around

If Dr pepper had a first name it would be something like Ruth, or Blanche, or Norman and would give you hard candies when you came to visit

What is it with the GOP and cruising?  

Yes!  Orange man is bad.  Glad we all agree

Gen Xer from NYC here. I remember the same as you, and as far as I know it's still that way in NYC.  I'm in Colorado now though and they start in August, which is usually in the high 90s at that time.  It's crazy

People are also willfully ignorant about how much sugar is in juice and pre packaged foods. I just remember my dad telling me I could drink coffee if I drank it like him (black).

It didn't happen.  Reddit is a terrible source

Also kids tend to dump a shit ton of sugar into their coffee

This is some nefarious, candy baron shit right here

Twitter should probably shut the fuck up