I really thought this said “Twinks are everywhere this look-even the gym”

I need to see the Venn diagram for Trump fans, musk fans and Kanye fans. I feel like they overlap bigly

It’s popular with the youths.  I've heard it at least 3 times this week

Hey, don't we all want to come in a bussy?

Nevermind

Ok I think I’m done with takeout, giz, etc. The ad thing is out of control, and the comments load like old men pissing. And I’m not going to root my phone just to install an ad blocker. I had to close 3 ads full screen ads just to check my notifications. Also, trying to edit a comment in Kinja is torture.

The eyebrows are the only thing that does it

It sounds like whatever she bought would be eaten by the husband no matter what.  My dad used to hide food because he's very good at moderation and my brother and I would mindlessly eat everything in site

Lol

How do you hide ice cream? Do you have a trap door in the basement with a freezer in it?

None of these people look like cars

Ok breakfast daddy

Would I?  I've done this repeatedly at home because I'm a slob

Way to waste the time of all those tiny Columbian children with their tiny Columbian fingers stuffing those tiny Columbian beans

And yet the completely terrible Doritos taco soldiers on

Rats.  I thought they were whopper themed butt plugs

I'd be in that over a Prime, and I like the prime a lot

Kinda glad there wasn't, might have distracted me from the regular Bronco. 

Not as hard as it is to spell license I guess

I’m in Denver!  Pick me!