So you were 5? Ok liar

The correct answer is to ban TikTok

Can you take a decent picture of bad pizza though?

Baby doll I'm 45 and stopped listening to NIN after the fragile.  We used to call you posers back in the day

People do a pretty good job of recording these idiots on cell phones. We don’t need to give these morons another reason to yell at servers

Lol NIN was never metal

That’s what I tell people, it doesn't taste like food to me, and even the smallest amount corrupts the whole dish.  It's almost a metallic taste

That crab would work well in a Honda Element

I really need to proofread more

Green onions are up there with cilantro as far as as I don’t know what other people taste but neither tastes like food to me

I’m the same... But cilantro is the name of my existence and for sure reason restaurants seen to take it personally If you ask for no cilantro and usually put it on anyway

So Jezebel published a story by this “cheese wife” woman and she got properly dragged in the comments

Something something shade tree mechanic?

Poor thing committed suicide

Thanks for reminding that this embarrassing exhibition is still a thing

Aw buddy....

All the yawn of a portly NA car, with the inconvenience of a manual. CP

That look like spit to you?

Ummm... Baseball

I wasn’t sure if they were doing the Elaine from Seinfeld or not